OVER on our Street Machine Facebook page we put out a post asking for four words to annoy a car guy and we got literally thousands of responses! Naturally, a lot of them were along the lines of ‘Ford/Holden sucks’ – very creative – or ‘Chev badge on a Commodore’. We had a laugh around the office and decided to compile a list of our favourite insults that you guys came up with, check ‘em out.
STREET MACHINE - I almost had you – Aiden Taylor
Glenn Nicholson - Chev badge on Commodore
Cristian Coman – It’s just a car
Michael Stephens - Summernats has been cancelled
Patrick Kragen - Love your El Camino! -All the car guys here in the US when they see my Kingswood tonner
Andy Smith - Self driving cars....there done it in three
Tommy Wil - one word will do: cyclists
Rik Halme - Isn't that a Sunbird
Kelly Lee - I'm a Ford enthusiast
Cal Elvin - Just leave it stock
STREET MACHINE - They wrecked a classic – Simon Templar
Dean Bonthorne - LS conversions are stupid
Daniel Berryman - "I drive a Prius" "You're destroying the planet" "That's a nice Lamborghini" when looking at a NSX
Shane Styles - That washer is wrong, that bolt heads different, that clamps upside-down
Tony Scholte - The Environmental Protection Agency
John Mcnamee - It won’t pass rego
Aimée Steel - Is that gutter rash? That's all it's got?
Brock Michael - But It’s a Ford
STREET MACHINE - Should've left it stock – Simon Templar
Daniel Haack - Vtec better than turbo
Aiden Clifford - Mustangs don't kill pedestrians
Jared Mulinder - Is it finished yet?
Matt Jenkins - Don't mod the daily
Brad Smith - It's a wiring problem
Steve N Stephanie Bullock - My car's at home.
Michael Bonning - I got defected...again
Trent Brooks - America does better burnouts
Ray Lee - A Current A Fair