Which begs the question of how some cars end up with the most perplexingly bizarre names.
Take, for example, the Suzuki S-Presso. Announced this week for the Indian market, it’s a reasonably good-looking compact SUV that has nothing to do with coffee, yet its name makes us feel like you’d need to buy one from a barista, not a car dealer.
Yet the S-Presso is low on the crazy name spectrum. There are far more egregious examples out there though - flick through the captioned gallery above to see ‘em.