A short drive west of Las Vegas, Nevada, lies a small town called Pahrump. But that’s not the wirdest thing going on here.

One Pahrumpian (Pahrumpite? Pah… eh) has something for sale so weird that there’s only one place it could possibly be advertised. Craigslist.

In amongst the probably-stolen phones, old CDs, and “Spiritual Religious Jesus Paintings” (that one’s real), is a vehicle that probably shouldn’t exist.

Porsche 997 GT3 with LS3

To find the answer we look to the description, written in all-caps as is tradition.

bad craigslist description

At least that warranty is good for peace-of-mind.

LS3 in a Porsche GT3

The owner claims it’s good for 390kW and 657Nm, though we’d probably take that with a grain of salt. There’s too much going on here to trust anything.

Porsche 997 GT3 with LS3

It’s tough to imagine how this thing would drive, given all the time Porsche spent balancing the car heads out the window when you plonk a V8 in it.

We’re sure whoever ends up owning this will have almost no concern about a lack of cruise control.