There were such high hopes for this car.

Not just because plainly it has 400kW and costs $60K, but because the ‘base’ FGX XR8 finished second in class at Bang 2015, and for 2016, we nabbed the cheapest and supposedly fastest Sprint around – the manual XR8. And yet here it is, sixth. With some explaining to do.

The short of it is, the XR8 Sprint just converts too many neddies to smoke, heat and noise, than it does forward momentum. Yeah, yeah, a likely story, but truly, we thought things would be different this time around. At Bang last year, the 335kW XR8 – in auto, a few kays on the clock and feeling very healthy – snotted 100km/h in 4.87sec and recorded a 12.86sec quarter at 182.98km/h.

Ford falcon XR8 Sprint rear

If you thought the auto was difficult to launch, try the manual. With relatively little feel through the clutch and throttle, it’s neurosurgery with numb extremeties. And with 19 cars to get through, we couldn’t do 20 runs. We gave the XR8 Sprint everything we gave every other car, and then some, to get the job done, and for whatever reason, it couldn’t.

That’s not to say it isn’t fast. Once it was out of the barrel, the XR8 Sprint clocked the quickest trap speed and lap v-max of the entire event, showing off seriously potent top-end urge. The best value autobahn missile on the planet? Maybe if Bang was held at Avalon airport.

XR8 badge

What the data doesn’t show is that, interestingly, we all preferred the XR8 Sprint over the XR6, that delightful V8 burble and blower whine better scratching the itch. We’d take the manual over the auto, too, simply for giving you more to do. And you’d have to be doing something seriously wrong to not have fun in an XR8 Sprint on a track – and not just in terms of going sideways (though it’s very good at that).

Sixth in class is not to say the XR8 Sprint isn’t top value. It’s incredible value. But while 400kW for $60K sounds great in theory, the XR8 Sprint further shows it’s never how much you have, but how you use it.

Ford falcon XR8 Sprint cornering

JUDGES’ COMMENTS 09. David Morley “Memo Ford Oz: Improvement requires development.”

09. Dylan Campbell “I’m grateful it exists, and I love it, but the game has moved on.”

08. Louis Cordony “Great muscle car, but struggles as a true sports sedan.”

08. Scott Newman “Stronger traction and brakes make it enjoyable. To a point.”

Ford falcon XR8 Sprint side driving

SCORES

Price: $59,990 Bang Index: 89.3 Bucks Index: 117.9 BFYB Index: 153.9

WARREN LUFF SAYS

09. “A great engine, but incompetent everything else”

“IT’s like the big muscle guy at the gym that can bench press 300kg, but take him outside and get him to run for 100m and he can’t do it.

“It’s a great engine but it would be nice if they spent some more development money on every other part of the car.

“At least with this car being a manual you’ve got better control over the gears because the automatic gearbox is definitely showing its age, especially at this sort of circuit.

“A lot of fun, lots of torque, very usable, great low-down power, it revs right out, but it shows the inadequacies of the rest of the car.”

Want more? Check out the rest of 2016 Bang For Your Bucks.