TESLA’S Model X P100D, the most ballistic breeder bus in existence, has us simultaneously scratching our heads and nodding them in approval.

WHAT IS IT? The world’s fastest seven-seat SUV, and also the world’s most environmentally friendly family-sized conveyance.

WHY ARE WE TESTING IT The Model X takes Californian EV automaker Tesla closer towards mainstream relevance thanks to its family-friendly SUV-style form factor, yet in the range-topping P100D configuration tested here it retains 90 percent of the face-melting performance of its lower-slung Model S cousin. It’s still a phenomenally expensive way of busing yourself and your fam about, but what else will offer you this combination of speed and space?

MAIN RIVALS Nothing on the market really hits the same targets that the Model X P100D does. No other seven-seater is as quick off the mark, or as frugal, or as technologically capable. That said, if you’re okay with the idea of burning some hydrocarbons then other fast SUV options include the Audi SQ7, BMW X5M, Mercedes-AMG GLS63 and Volvo XC90 T8.

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PLUS: Mega performance, packed with technology, genuine seven-seat capacity, emissions-free MINUS: Extra cost for three-row layout, unnecessarily complex rear doors, cost, design

THE WHEELS REVIEWnWHEN it comes to analysing Tesla and its lofty goals of delivering the world into guilt-free automotive nirvana, the boundary between ambition and hubris sometimes becomes awfully blurry. The Tesla Model X, its first-ever SUV and the highly-anticipated follow-up to the game-changing Model S, is a prime example.
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But after spending some time behind the wheel, it’s clear that the Model X is all about wowing people in the showroom first, and being a pragmatic people-carrier second. The SUV establishment need not be worried about the Model X.

Case in point: those gullwing – err, I mean Falcon wing doors (sorry Elon). Tesla says they can open with about 30cm of sideways clearance and will give full-grown adults easy access to the third row (which you only get if you add an extra $4500 to the price tag), but the fact it takes a seeming eternity for them to swing open is reason enough to hate them. Tesla also says they’ll stop short of hitting objects to the side or above the car thanks to built-in sensors, but we were rudely shoved out of the way by the (surprisingly) powerful door when we deliberately stood next to it. Exercise caution if you happen to find yourself in a low-roofed car park, and maybe keep your rugrats clear of them too.

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But forget about that autonomous malarkey for now, as there’s still plenty of joy to be had by piloting the Model X in an old-school DIY fashion. Behind the wheel it feels very much like a supersized Tesla Model S, and though the kerb weight nudges a colossal 3000kg in seven-seat P100D flavour, the Model X retains much of the vision-blurring speed of its lower-slung brother.

Granted, the extra weight and the taller seating position of the Model X takes some of the edge off that, but stomp the accelerator and you’ll still be abruptly slammed into the backrest from the dual motors’ seamless and relentless torque.

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The handling is also incredible too. With battery packs mounted below the floor, the Model X’s centre of gravity hovers mere centimetres above the deck. Body roll simply doesn’t exist, and the agility bestowed by the active air suspension and clever torque vectoring electric motors means the Model X is incredibly hard to unstick, just like its Model S sibling. The ride is a touch brittle on the optional 22-inch wheels we experienced, but the standard 20-inch rollers should prove a lot more compliant. All told, this is an exciting car to steer.

But from the outside, it’s a snooze-fest. There’s no getting around it: the Model X’s design is uninspired. It’s a lazy stretch-and-scale of the Model S’s handsomely understated design, the end being a charmless and anonymous blob. The near total absence of any actual ‘styling’ is perhaps its greatest aesthetic attribute, and while some may appreciate its minimalistic nature, we’re not so crazy about it. It’s just plain dull.

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Then there’s the question of cargo. Unlike most three-row SUVs, the Model X’s second row doesn’t fold flat; those pedestal seats can tilt and slide forward, but the backrests are fixed to their bases. The standard five-seat Model X has a folding second-row bench, but why would you buy a five-pew Model X in the first place? You may as well just get yourself a Model S.

Granted, the Model X does boast a deep under-floor storage compartment in the back and a sizable “front trunk” beneath the bonnet, but so does the Model S. Trips to Ikea in a three-row Model X may challenge its cargo-carrying capability if you’re buying something lengthy.

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And the fact a third row of seats isn’t standard – or at the very least a no-cost option – on a car that’s being spruiked on its family-friendly credentials stings a little, especially considering the already eye-watering cost.

However despite the Model X’s flaws Tesla should be commended for having the courage to bring an all-electric people-carrier to market. The packaging needs work, but the concept of an electron-munching family wagon is certainly noble. Bring on Version 2.0.

SPECS Model: Tesla Model X P100D Engine: Two electric motors, 100kWh battery Max power: 193kW front, 375kW rear Transmission: Direct drive, 1-speed 0-100km/h: 3.1sec Range: 542km Price: $258,402 On sale: Now